Pee-Yew! Skunk Stories!

All right, I'll start.

My boyfriend was at work while I was home alone. I walked outside and guess what I saw? A skunk! I wasn't too scared, so I just turned and walked away. All of a sudden I smell something...

PEE-YEW!

I held my nose as the skunk sprayed me repeatedly. I couldn't seem to get inside the house. When I finally did, I shut the door and stopped plugging my nose. The house was soooo stinky I had to keep holding my nose the rest of the day. I even fell asleep pinching my nose. When I woke up I was immediately hit with the smell again. Pee-yew! I resumed holding my nose for the rest of the day. I simply could not get rid of the smell.

A couple days later, the stink was still there. I went outside to get some fresh air when I bent over to pick up a piece of garbage and the same skunk sprayed me right in the butt! I had no clothes on (we live in the country) so the stink soaked right into my skin. I held my nose and went into my stinky house again. Pee-yew!

Eventually, I got used to the stinky smell, but my friend Marissa came over and said "PHEW! What's that awful smell?" She held her nose and I all of a sudden stopped getting used to it. "Pee-yew! You're right!" I said and we both plugged our noses and talked in our nasally voices.

Now the stinky smell is completely gone, but that was definately the stinkiest month of my life. Pee-yew!